- anh quan : screwing around is my specialty!~
- me : LOL
- me : wrong thinking
- me : because it will never happen with you
- him : LOL
- him : nvm I prefer blowup dolls
- him : less talking more doing
- him : hehehehe
- me : yeah
- me : with no reaction
- me : :P
July 2010
conversations like this mangs (x
- anh quan : ur no use anyway
- him : :P
- me : HAHAHHAHA
- me : THEN YOURE GOING GAAAAY!?
- him : LOL
- him : hell naw
- him : no me gusta buttsecks
- me : LOOOOOOOOOOL
OI @HANVU / LILLIELE
are you only going to boston university
because they have a quidditch team?
Today, my guy friend was trying to change his facebook password. He typed in "penis" as a joke. A message popped up that said, "That's too short." I couldn't stop laughing. MLIA
for tiffany do, (:
because a perverted mind needs perverted jokes for fuel :D
last night,
{ because i just remembered my dream }
i dreamt that i had miss le for
p.e. next year.
i screamed myself awake x:
god forbid that happens.
@ o @
- so there a ledge
- from the hallway
- to where my door closes.
- YOU GET ME, YOU GET ME.
- JUST PICTURE IT.
- im being all lazy
- & just sitting on my chair
- & swivelling everywhere instead of walking.
- i have to get to the kitchen
- & the ledge is the only thing
- stopping me { besides the annoying tiles }.
- picture me sitting in a office chair
- trying backwards, forwards, to get past a piece of wood
- in the middle of the road, like a speed bumper.
- when i finally get it,
- me : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ~ !
- me : SOO MUUCHH EEFFORT D:<
- & heres mom, laying all comfy on MY bed.
- mom : = = - shakes head -
- mom : im ashamed to have offspring like you.
- ^ _ _ _ everything was in viet except offspring. LOL
- so cookie doesnt wanna sleep
- & shes been getting off her bed
- at least eighty times in the last
- five minutes already.
- i already took away her pillow
- & put it in the closet top self.
- still wont sleep, now im like
- taking away her blanket.
- mom : stop playing with the crap to smell it O:<
- ^ _ _ _ some stupid viet thing,
- sounds smarter in viet, i swear.
- me : her reward for ging to sleep
- me : can be not seeing stars. = =
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzz-log-team-edward-vs-team-jacob.html →
all the more reason to love google
because google bought this shit
& still does epic search suggestions.
oh, mother (':
- mom : who is this edward cullen freak?
- her : i wanna kill him with a butcher knife.
- her : stealing away my daughter ]':
- me : o__o, i dont like the sparkly vampire.
- a couple minutes later,
- mom : what if he lived here?
- her : youd probably go do him.
- me : HELL, IF HE LIVED HERE,
- me : HE WOULDN BE ABLE
- me : TO GET INSIDE THE HOUSE. D:
- her : true.
- her : imagine all those tabloids & fangirls.. . .
- her : - cringes -
- ^ _ _ _ this is my mother people,
- the one too crazy to let me outta the house.
- if i cant go somewhere, blame edward cullen
- for being what my mother thinks
- is gonna rape me when im outside the door.
June 2010
- runs around -
- pouts -
- pouts -
- pouts -
ALRIGHT, ONWARD ~
im not the kind of girl that will give you
her camera & tell you to take a picture
of her & some other person next to her.
i dont see a point in that, awesome that
i get a picture with you, but most of the time,
{ more like all of the time nowadays }
i mess up the picture or i dont like it at all.
HAVE YOU SEEN ME IN GROUP PICTURES?
MY SMILE IS AWFUL D:
i guess its true what they say,
cute in solo, ugly in groups. LOL
(x
- ppb : he was like
- him : how do you know kate ?
- him : and i was like
- him : i had sex with her
- him : LOOOOL
- him : :3
- me : LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL
- me : SERIOUSLY!?
- me : LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO <3
- ppb : no
- him : LOL
- me : ROFLMA HEO THQOT Q
- ppb : i shouldve
- him : (x
- me : i can imagine his face
- me : ^ O ^
- me : .__.
- me : YEAH YOU SHOULDVE.
- ppb : LOL
